Why Do We Grow Hair Where We Do?

67

This episode is supported by Curiosity Stream.

The story of our hair, our hair-story if you will, is pretty tangled. Scientists are still

straightening out the facts, combing through questions, cutting to the root of this biological

tale. We mustache: What’s the deal with hair?

And don’t worry. I know youre about to dye. Were cuttingthe puns. Starting now.

[OPEN]

Hair is a big part of our cultureit’s hit broadway, whipped back and forth, even

spawned its own musical genreand made this possible. Impressive Kyle.

But W the actual eff is it? Hair is made of keratin, the same protein that forms your

fingernails… with a few extra ingredients.

It gets its color from two types of melanin: brown-black eumelanin and red-yellow pheomelanin.

These pigments are produced down in the hair follicle, and whether each strand comes out

curly or straight depends on the angle of the follicle itself. Your DNA combination

dictates whether you turn out to be a Thor, a Loki, ormaybe a Weasley.

Blondes might have more fun, but they don’t have a lot of pigment. They have a mix of

the two hues, but at low levels. Eumelanin dominates brunette heads. But redheads have

mostly reddish pheomelanin.

This pigment ratio is controlled by a gene, which also controls the melanin in our skin.

In Africa, that pigment gene doesn’t really varyand that makes sense. You need a

lot of eumelanin to absorb UV rays. But the farther we journey from our tropical origins,

the more variation we see. As we started branching out into shadier climates, skin diversified,

and so did hair.Ancient DNA tells us that even some Neanderthals had red-headed changes

in their MC1R genes as they adapted to Northern living.

So why does our hair grow where it grows? And, not grow where it doesn’t. We actually

have about the same number of hair follicles as our ape ancestors, and some hair grows

almost everywherebut ours is only thick and luscious in a few spots. Unless youre

Kramer.

One idea is that we ditched our fur to keep cool. Running across the savannahs is a hot

way to live, and bare, sweaty skin sheds more heat.

Real talk: Hair makes good habitat for parasites. And some of those habitats are in the Southern

Hemisphereif you know what I’m saying. The creatures that wander our follicular forests

might tell us when our ancestors started showing skin.

Three kinds of louse can live on Homo sapiens, and each occupies a different niche: [head

lice, body lice and pubic lice]. Headlice have been with us the longestmaybe since

we split from chimps. The pubic lice story isit’s weird. Theyre more closely

related to gorilla lice, and showed up more recently. We probably got them from sharing

gorilla nestswith each other, not with gorillas. Or from butchering bushmeat. Those

lice never journeyed up, that means our body hair had already started to disappear, stranding

those lice on their southern raft, around 3 million years ago.

Body lice, despite their name, live in clothing. They only joined our party 42,000-72,000 years

agowhich could be when we switched our fig leaves for leather jackets.

Speaking of undergrowth, why does downstairs hair feel coarse and wirysame as facial

hair and armpit hair. That’s because those hair islands burst forth like hormonal volcanoes

from a sea of adolescence.

Androgenichair is triggered by the production of sex hormones during puberty.

Men have more of this hair, because they produce more androgens. It also tends to have more

of the brown-black melanin pigment than head hair, which is why the carpet doesn’t always

match the drapes. Hair near our underarms and genitals also helps trap and project odors

and pheromones we start secreting at puberty.

As we get even older, the pigment-producing cells in our follicles retireand while

our hair continues to grow, it comes in pigment free. Grey hair isn’t a color, it’s a

lack of color.

Normally we lose 40 or 50 of those hairs per day, that’s fine because we grow as many

new ones. But when the hair follicle stem cells go quietlike from agingor

are destroyedlike what happens in many chemo therapiesthat’s hair loss. But

I wouldn’t know anything about that. It’s all real baby.

Of course, if youre losing your hair, don’t worry, I’m sure science will figure something

out. Besides, it’s a classic trend weve been rocking for millions of years.

Stay curious.